Queerty.com – Filed by Frank
Apparently it’s hard to find a good man these days who isn’t hooked on crystal, or at least that’s the word on certain gay streets. We’ve never actually dated anyone on crystal before, but in some circles, it’s so prevalent you might have to resort to a little detective work to figure out why your boyfriend is so energetic.
The ever-controversial drag queen Hedda Lettuce has come up with her own list of warning signs that, just like Hedda herself, are in rather bad taste but very funny. So without further ado, we bring you: