Giuliani Vows to be Americas First Drag Queen President

TheSpoof.com – Written by Felix Minderbinder

Washington (FMLiveWire) – Rudy Giuliani vows to be America’s first Drag Queen President in an exclusive interview with FMLiveWire.

“Yes, I will cross dress in the Oval Office to be not only the Chief Executive of the USA, but also its First Lady if elected!” he boasted.

“Ruby” Giuliani was reacting to his recent endorsement for president by the New York City Drag Queen Union, which represents the city’s thousands of female impersonators, burlesque performers and cross-dressing sex trade workers.

Giuliani is in the lead among conservative voters in the Republican presidential race, despite the New Yorker’s chronic transvestism, his three marriages and sexual escapades, and his liberal views on abortion, guns and gays.