TRAGEDY! Jon Injured and Dan Dead!
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Ok, April Fools Day is Over. This was an APRIL FOOLS DAY JOKE and boy did a lot of people fall for it.
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Tragedy strikes URNA! Last last night, while traveling to a transgender conference in Buenos Aires, the plane carrying Jon and Dan went down over Nova Scotia! Of the 275 passengers, there were only 72 survivors, one of which was Jon.
Sadly, Dan didn't survive the crash. Our thoughts go out to his family. He leaves an untold number of children fatherless, and has widowed countless others.
Jon is currently in intensive care at the Leonardo McBrady Memorial Burn Unit at Oliver McTavish Memorial Hospital and Hospice Center.
Vicky has decided to take an extended vacation using Jon's credit cards, in her words "Just in case" and her whereabouts are not currently known.
With the ownership of URNotAlone in contention, there will be a raffle held at the "Our Mother of the Immaculate Conception" Church in Boston during their Friday Night Bingo to assign the ownership to a lucky ticket holder.
Ownership of the chocolate factory will revert to a young man (Charlie Bucket) who Jon selected earlier this year with a "Golden Ticket" contest.
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- Jon 4/25/2008 06:10 Yikes, I think Dan and I both thought this had died a slow death, I guess it's still twitching:O Thanks for the thanks Naomi:)
- Angela Desire 4/25/2008 04:09 Gawd Naomi, talking about over doing it! This is not a place to show your graditude. For your knowledge, I have no problem with this joke, it just was bad timing for me. I lost a friend of 25 years to a sudden death in November and I didn't find out he died until Feb 08.
- Angela Desire 4/25/2008 03:47 Naomi House_of_ Kruella, thanks for putting a few more nails in a DEAD HORSE'S COFFIN! I applaud you for your 3 posts, being a total hypocrite and contradicting what you preach... Practice what you preach and you may get it right eventually :o)
- Rachelle Dubois 4/25/2008 03:18 BTW...you can turn off email notification by click the "disable" box right under here...
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