Life Is Just A Fantasy
City Nights. Neon-lights. See the girls with the dresses so tight, Give you love, if the price is right. Can’t you see what this crazy life is doing to me…..
I was at the Miss Gay USA Pageant all week With Aspen and Kelly Meeting all the girls and various people involved in making it happen. Oh honey you should have been there just to see the gowns. It never ceases to amaze me just how much talent and work goes into a pageant. I nearly fainted when I saw some of those gowns sparkle under the glowing lights and roaring praise from the crowd. Those girls were working it and it really showed. We all hung out and worked the crowd like any smart girl should. Social butterflies rock! I made some new friends and visited with some old, Oh lord if you had seen Edna Jean in that pink retro dress; simply fabulous.
This year it was held at the Sheraton Dallas on Olive Street. It really was quite a show. An immense crowd of over 2000 people were in attendance. Every kind of girl you can imagine was there, Tall, short, slim, rubenesque, you name it. After the pageant we went to Illusions to visit with Channel, oh Channel, and wish Onyx a happy birthday. After that we Stopped off at the Cross Bar for the end of the night to recap the night with Ellie. All in all a very long and exhausting week.
I’m not going to describe my gown or even give you a hint of what the other girls wore, but if you wanted to see me all dolled up you really should have been there for it. That my loyal readers is where we are off to this month, that’s where I want to walk the streets in skyscraper heels this time. If you step outside with me, perhaps we can find a sinfully dark alley and do something wickedly naughty.
Isn’t that just a decadent thought. A totally hot fox strutting in front of you down the sidewalk in the heart of the city. Her hips swaying seductively as she struts before you around the corner to places unknown. Her luscious mane of hair bouncing as you escort her into that shadow laden alley. The tension is so thick as you imagine what is about to happen. That has you going now huh? So exited now that the moment has arrived, your fantasy girl is about to…….
Oop’s, you must have woken up at just the worst possible time. Aww, I’m terribly sorry about that but maybe next time.
That my friends was just the fantasy and not the reality. Usually I love to be all dolled up to unimaginable heights, but tonight I really wanted to get out of my heels. Can you believe it? Me actually not wanting to wear high heels. Well after being in them ALL day and then ALL night I was very ready for my fuzzy pink bunny slippers. I must have walked 10 miles last night. It was just time to relax already. Don’t worry, I’m fine now, and am back to sashaying around in them again.
So what’s the deal you might ask, well we all live in two distinct worlds. We have our fantasy life and our real life. Can you tell which is which? I sure can and It’s so much fun when I can visit the fantasy one but all of us eventually need to go back to reality. When you peruse the profiles here on URNA is all you see or read just the fantasy, or do you understand there is a reality to it as well. Every girl on here is more than a fantasy, we are real people with feelings and desires. We have wants and needs just like you. Sure it’s fun to be prancing around in a gown on occasion but c’mon you don’t honestly expect me to wear it to work do you?
That brings this part of our stroll to the subject this month. Real girls and real dates. I’m a pretty average woman with the typical wants and needs. I want a little romance, a nice evening out sometimes, a modestly priced trinket of affection, and a decent love letter once in a while. Is that really so much to ask for?
I don’t think it is, and I defy anyone to tell me those are horrific or even unreasonable requests. I truly don’t feel they are and if you disagree with me then stop reading right now and go back to dating Mary Palmer because that’s the only girl you are EVER going to have. Wait… Hold on… How did we go from the fantasy to reality? Well follow along and I’ll be delighted to show you both.
So what kind of date should you take a woman on to get the fantasy? You might be thinking of a few right now. Well let’s snuggle up here on the couch and get all cozy with our hot chocolate and make a little list shall we.
First there is the non date, date. This is that special time when you introduce yourself to her and find out if she is even interested. Calling a girl “stupid” or “potato head” is not going to get her to go out with you nor will it increase her desire to talk with you. This actually happened to me in the URNA chatroom. I really can’t remember the name of the brainless moron who did this but I felt it was important to let him know just how utterly idiotic this was.
Evisceration in prose is everlasting dear, stay your tongue in the future.
when you pop in on a girl in chat go slow and don’t be to eager to please or come on to strong. Take a deep breath and relax, SEVERAL TIMES if you must; so she doesn’t feel to pressured. We get bad vibes when guys are pouring on compliments and praise like water on a fire. Sprinkle them like salt on french fries and it comes across much better. The most important thing to do is read her page here FIRST!!!! If she even is open to talking with you at all that’s where you can find out long before you get shot down.
E-Mail is just the same as chat, though the sting of a rebuke can last longer. Think carefully about what you write her and proof read it!! Bad grammar and spelling is a huge turn off. You want her to think you’re smart and witty not labotomized. One line email’s are foolish and a colossal waste of time so if that’s all your going to send us then don’t waste our time with it. Trust me we won’t respond and won’t be interested in you. You don’t have to write a book, actually that’s almost as bad as the one liners. A paragraph or so is perfect, Polite NON SEXUAL notes are the best way to get us curious about exploring any possibility of a future with you.
The Phone is tricky since most girls wont give out their number. I certainly don’t, so guy’s quit asking me for it. Some girls don’t have a voice as good as mine, or sound like a woman like I do. Also she may be uncomfortable with talking on the phone at first. Think about that before you throw out your number or ask her to call you. When she is ready and really interested she will give you a ring you can count on it. You will need to get through the previously mentioned first though so take it easy on the phone call requests. It will make you stand out from the crowd, and that’s what you really want right?
Next we have the daytime or afternoon date, or the lets meet face to face and see how it goes date. A first date is NEVER, NEVER, EVER, ABOUT SEX. If it is then you’re a john and she’s a hooker, deal with it. If some heavy petting or any other yummy things happen then that’s dandy but don’t show up with the intent of sleeping with her. She will decide when, and if she wants that with you. It’s HER DECISION not yours. She may give you a kiss or hold your hand, she might not, but if she feels good about you then those things will just happen on their own. Don’t expect anything more than a pleasant walk through the art gallery or some quiet time feeding the ducks at the park. Yes dear, you need to take her to a public place in the light of day. If you really want to get in our knickers that badly then be ready to cowboy up and be a man. Just sitting at a sidewalk cafe is fine too, but this is just the introduction and the first step to your goal of sampling her delights. Don’t be a cheapskate either, this is your ONE and only shot at impressing her. Dress well, have some cash, clean your car just in case, and most importantly HAVE A PLAN.
Now we’re getting to the good stuff with the Dinner date. Keep in mind that if you have been talking with her for a while and she knows you and TRUSTS you, you can extend the lunch date and do that the same day. Both of these are fine for the first meeting. If you decide to try the dinner date first then you really need to HAVE A GOOD PLAN for it. Are you going to pick her up or meet her there. Is it close to were she lives or does she have to drive an hour because you’re to lazy to meet her close to where she lives or works. With an evening date it can be infinitely more fun since she can doll herself up a little bit more and you really should too. By now you should know a little bit about what she likes so consider it when YOU decide where to take her. That’s right she is expecting YOU to decide where and what will be happening. Don’t ask her what to do, YOU are the boss, YOU need to lead so she can follow. Now you don’t have to mortgage your house to pay for it, but Mc Donald’s is not going to get her all exited about wanting to go out with you again. Carriage rides in the city, or moonlight walks are very romantic so you can really impress her if you do it right. This is absolutely critical for you guys to understand. DO NOT treat her as a drinking buddy or another guy!! She is not going to be happy if you do. If you treat her like the woman she is, she will become even more feminine and girlish as the night progresses. The more ladylike you treat her the more soft and sensual she will become.
The next kind of date is The Bar or Nightclub lets have some fun date. This is the best option for some of the girls here. Keep in mind that she may not be very comfortable being in a totally straight venue like I am, so this may be the best place to meet her initially. If she has never been to a straight bar then ask her where she likes to go when she does go out. All Gay bars are T.G. friendly and amazingly they have no problem with straight people coming in either; Imagine that. Now going out drinking and dancing is an incredible blast but clubs are so loud it’s really difficult to have a meaningful conversation, and really hard to get to know somebody. Besides no matter how good she looks she may still be a total bitch. I keep telling everybody I can be, but they always laugh when I do, Kelly usually just rolls her eyes and shakes her head.
I honestly would not recommend this for a first date, perhaps a second or third unless of course you go out for breakfast after a night of clubbing. Personally I’m not to concerned with where you want to take her as long as you are polite, respectful, and don’t expect her to go Dutch. That is a deal breaker right there. Oh and one more little thing, if you’re asking a woman like me out drop the pretense of how “totally vanilla” or “straight” you are. It’s pretty laughable when you think about it. If you can’t bring yourself to meet a girl on her home turf then just delete your profile and go back to the cavern of unending denial you live in. You’re a coward, and a pretty close minded one at that!
Now let’s just see what we have left on our delightful little list. Oh yes, my absolute favorite one to do! The lets go shopping at the mall date. Obviously you’re pretty enamored with her at this point and she is quite interested in you too. So this one is easy but there are some conditions that need to be mentioned.
Ladies, if he likes you and is willing to spend a little money on you don’t be a dam goldigger. If you’re there just to get him to buy you stuff, then you’re a whore; period, end of discussion. Now there is nothing wrong with being a prostitute in my opinion, but don’t pretend that you’re something else. He worked very hard to earn the money he is offering to spend on you, APPRECIATE IT! Say thank you, say please, look for the bargains. Don’t keep him there all day carrying the things he was willing to buy for you. Make sure he is enjoying the day as much as you are. Put some effort into his happiness and reward him for being so kind to you. Let him have some input on what he wants you to wear or look like. Be engaging, entertaining, and graceful to him. He deserves to be pampered a little for his efforts to.
Gentlemen, If you asked her to go shopping then prepare yourself for it. She is going to be there for the long run and I know you’re going to be bored stiff, and not in the fun way; but try to stay upbeat about it. Also Just because you are willing to buy her some stiletto’s and a sexy new dress that does not mean she has to sleep with you. Girls have a lot of expenses you don’t even think about like Makeup, jewelry, shoes, purses, hair clips, manicures, salon visits, tanning booths, medical/transition bills, and a whole lot more. We also tend to make less than you do so keep that in mind when we ask you for something nice. I’m very frugal and love to hit the sale racks, so see if she is up for that. Now I’m not telling you to be cheap but if it’s out of your budget just tell her. Don’t go overboard with the credit card just to impress her. Remember the part where you like her because she is sweet and fun to be with.
If you want to go shopping for a date that’s fine but it can get out of hand quick. You may see a ton of outfits that are getting your motor running but her special body just wont fit into them. It could wind up depressing her and sending her into an emotional tailspin. It’s happened to me quite a few times. I have found stuff I just knew would make me even more adorable and sexy than I already am. Getting hit with a size tag that says “no way sister” can really be a traumatic blow to a girl. When she can’t find what you want her to wear in her size it hurts her. Trust me, we want to look good, but it usually takes some finesse to do it right. On the positive side you can really discover what her tastes are, and it will be a relaxing low pressure way to get to know her. So hold off on going shopping with her until you know her a little better. She needs you to be strong for her and if your unprepared for an outburst of tears then it’s better to just stay home.
If you have done everything right so far; you have shown deference to her moods, been respectful of her wishes, and spent some money on her to prove your interest. Yes guys we need you to prove to us that you are worth it. Then and only then do you get the fantasy. Trust me fellas, you wont be disappointed either. She is going to push you, squeeze you, grind you all over, and then she is gona do it again only faster and harder. Life with girls like us can be the ultimate fantasy and bring you more pleasure than you have ever known. When it comes to being feminine and passionate about womanhood we can’t be beat.
And now for the grand finale, the moment you have been dreaming about. The aforementioned sinfully wicked date or the date we all really want to have. So you have been seeing her off and on; you’ve gone out to dinner a few times, and are ready for the big payoff.
Once you read her page here you knew she was the one. Her profile said she was willing to talk so you popped into chat one night and said a simple hello. You started out slow by chatting with her for a while on URNA. You made sure to be polite and show her respect and sprinkled a few compliments on her to make her smile. She immediately thought you were worth looking into so you stayed relaxed and went slow and just had fun. The very next day you wrote her a note thanking her for the pleasant conversation and kept her interest in you going. You wrote her a few more nice letters’s that were pleasant to read and thoughtfully composed. You made sure they were well written so she could see your intellect. In no time at all she was ready to ask for your number and when she had time she promised to give you a ring. You were careful not to pressure her into it, and were amazed by how easily it happened. After a few days more of casual back and forth notes by mail she offered her number and you both arranged a time to talk.
A few days later you meet for a nice lunch or an evening meal before going out dancing at her favorite club. It was late but you took her to breakfast anyway, with no expectations at all. It wasn’t long after that before she was doing a sexy twirl in front of you in the mall wearing a really sexy evening gown while perched on those skyscraper heels you love so much. She was more than willing to make you happy because you had been so thoughtful of her needs thus far.
As you both held hands and she leaned in close you knew you had it made. The night was still young when the show ended so off the two of you went for a moonlight carriage ride. When it was over she stood there smiling as she took your hand. This wickedly sexy vixen was sashaying in front of you giving you the show you wanted. The clack of her heels on the concrete echoed as she walked. Her gown was clinging to every curve as the two of you walked to that secluded alcove. Now your fantasy was becoming your reality. All the things that attracted you to her have kept you here and now you know why we girls are so sought after.
So forget all that you see It’s not reality, it’s just a fantasy. Life is just a fantasy, can you live this fantasy life……… Well can you?
With love,
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