My.Hamilton.edu – by Johanna Pajak – Features Columnist
Ah, the Rocky Horror Picture Show Party: our modern day bacchanalian, a night that always manages to live on in infamy, for better or for worse. Each year boys and girls alike strap on their bustiers and head out to celebrate this most erotic of festivities, never fully prepared for what’s in store. I mean things can get sloppy, trust me, I know. This week, I received a question regarding one of the many, many tricky parts of pulling off a successful evening. It reads:
Q: With Rocky Horror Picture Show Party coming up, if I’m wearing a skirt and pantyhose, what’s the best way to cover up a Sudden Onset Boner?
Basil Hallward