Bizarre, Fun, Satire
WashingtonCityPaper.com - Posted by Amanda Hess
Yesterday, CBS News reporter Sarah Liss spent 12 hours of her life reading The Lost Symbol, Dan Brown's 509-page sequel to The Da Vinci Code. Only 45 minutes in, Liss comes across this Brown gem:
The act of tattooing one's skin was a transformative declaration of power, an announcement to the world: I am in control of my own flesh. The intoxicating feeling of control derived from physical transformation had addicted millions to flesh-altering practices …. . . cosmetic surgery, body piercing, bodybuilding, and stero... [more]
Examiner.com - Michael Jenney - Dallas Pop Culture Examiner
Flashback to last Saturday, May 16th and enter into the Rose Room located upstairs in the popular club Station Four. First of all, everyone needs to be on the same page when reading this article. So nobody becomes confused or feels offended by incorrectly saying he or she when talking about a particular performer, we will just refer to Drag Queens as women or performers, because they are human beings just like the rest of us and obviously comfortable dressing and conducting themselves as ladies.
TheSun.co.uk - By Leon Watson
A BOGUS bride who spent three years living with her hubby has confessed to a court that she’s really a MAN.
Trusting husband Fu Shitou married transvestite Wei Jinhua after she struck up a friendship with his sister-in-law.
The truth only emerged when Wei, from Zhechuan, eastern China, was picked up and strip-searched by cops when she fled the family home after a row.
TheNoseOnYourFace.com - by Williams and Potfry
In an effort to counter criticism following his “Special Olympics” joke on The Tonight Show last week, President Obama is going to great lengths to prove the gaffe was not a reflection of his true feelings.
“Look, some of my best friends are retarded,” the President said yesterday, “and I think any intellectually honest person who looks at my cabinet appointments– the very people I surround myself with–can see that there will always be a place in the Obama administration for protectively-helmeted America... [more]
Saudi transvestite demands equal rights (Mar 20, 2009)
TheSpoof.com - MonkeyInTheBath
A Saudi Arabian man, Al Al-alalal, has demanded that people treat him with respect as a transvestite. Mr Al-alalal often ventures outside wearing a full burkha and says that people think that he is actually a woman. He explained:
Surgical Barbie: What it costs to be a living doll. (Mar 9, 2009)
TheBigMoney.com - By Lauren Sandler
Before Barbie unleashed her nubile teen blondness on the world 50 years ago, dolls were babies. With a baby doll, the possibilities of play were limited to basically two roles: cooing mother or babbling infant. But in 1959, girls were given a vehicl... [more]
Spectator Between the Sheets (Feb 13, 2009)
My.Hamilton.edu - by Johanna Pajak - Features Columnist
Ah, the Rocky Horror Picture Show Party: our modern day bacchanalian, a night that always manages to live on in infamy, for better or for worse. Each year boys and girls alike strap on their bustiers and head out to celebrate th... [more]
Mathemeticians Discover Largest Number (Feb 12, 2009)
Palo Alto, CA - An international mathematics research team announced today that they had discovered a new integer that surpasses any previously known value "by a totally mindblowing shitload." Project director Yujin Xiao of Stanford University said the theoretical... [more]
10 Greatest Athlete Cross-Dressers (Jan 29, 2009)
PacManJonesin.com - Published by Dan Zinski
The Super Bowl has been invaded by a cross-dressing Telemundo reporter named Joel Bengoa, who sashayed his fanny into the middle of press row Tuesday and started handing out boxes of chocolates to players. “They told me it was going to be... [more]
Naked drag queens (Jan 28, 2009)
Xtra.ca - Billeh Nickerson
Art Fag - Here's to queens that rock out with their cock out
There was a time when seeing a drag queen's genitals meant that she didn't do a very good job of tucking. Whether it be a stray nut succumbing to gravity as it slides every so slowly... [more]
Sen. Baddour, Champion Of Mass. Trans! (Jan 16, 2009)
State senator Steven Baddour announced plans yesterday to create a MassTrans agency, which he says will save the state $6 billion in overhead. I, for one, was amazed to learn that so much money is being spent on the transgender community in the Commonwealth.
Kopi reggae keeps transvestites up and going (Dec 23, 2008)
A transvestite claimed that a special concoction of coffee called kopi reggae has helped to restore his sexual energy and allowed him to entertain more than 10 clients a night.
In the front-page report by Harian Metro, Syazliyana (not his real name), who is ... [more]
Using Speed Cameras To Send Tickets To Your Enemies (Dec 22, 2008)
YRO.SLashdot.org - Posted by kdawson
High school students in Maryland are using speed cameras to get back at their perceived enemies, and even teachers. The students duplicate the victim's license plate on glossy paper using a laser printer, tape it over their own plate, then speed p... [more]
TheSpoof.com - Written by BuckwheatsButt
Man bras are a hot seller and come custom fitted. The James Bond Bra doubles as a secret pistol holster.
Britain's Princess Eugenie announced that she and another un-named friend were opening a lingere shop near her home and plan... [more]
RuPaul: Doing Double Duty - With The Obamas (Dec 16, 2008)
BlackVoices.com - By Karu F. Daniels, BlackVoices.com
RuPaul always knew how to make head turns.
Even 15 years after he hit the top of the 'Billboard' charts with his dance music anthem 'Supermodel,' the famous transvestite is at it again – and this time, he's feeling... [more]
Savage Love - Klueless Kinksters (Nov 20, 2008)
TheStranger.com - by Dan Savage
I am a straight, crossdressing male into bondage. That's NOT my problem. Recently, I began seeing a professional Dominatrix for forced crossdressing, among other things. She was great, but our last session ended abruptly when She told me that She wanted... [more]
Justin Timberlake wiggles his bum in high heels and skimpy leotard for new Beyonce music vid (Nov 18, 2008)
Mirror.co.uk - By 3AM
Shiver me Timbers - if it isn't hunky Justin Timberlake tottering around in high heels and a skimpy leotard.
Proving he's game for a laugh, JT and some blatantly camp dancers wiggled their bootylicious bums with Beyonce Knowles for a sketch on US T... [more]
Cross-dressing Romeos Motley Crue (Nov 16, 2008)
MonstersAndCritics.com - Bang Media
Motley Crue claim dressing up as women improves their love life.
The rockers insist wearing dresses and make-up has helped them attract women, and urge other single men to give it a try.
Bassist Nikki Sixx said: "The ma... [more]
Americas Hookers Smarter Than Undecided Voters (Oct 31, 2008)
Great news for Obama: "Majority of Allegheny prostitutes are on the Democratic side." This is a fantastic piece of investigative journalism by the Pittsburgh Tribune-Review. See, they found 675 people convicted of prostitution-related crimes and then looked up their vote... [more]
TypicallySpanish.com - By h.b.
The driver has been suspended for a month without pay.
A 45 year old metro train driver in Madrid has been suspended without pay for a month after it emerged that he had invited a transvestite prostitute into his cab to perform oral sex on... [more]