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 Lynchings in Congo as penis theft panic hits capital

Lynchings in Congo as penis theft panic hits capital

Apr 24, 2008

News.Yahoo.com - By Joe Bavier

Kinshasa (Reuters) - Police in Congo have arrested 13 suspected sorcerers accused of using black magic to steal or shrink men's penises after a wave of panic and attempted lynchings triggered by the alleged witchcraft.

Reports of so-called penis snatching are not uncommon in West Africa, where belief in traditional religions and witchcraft remains widespread, and where ritual killings to obtain blood or body parts still occur.

Rumours of penis theft began circulating last week in Kinshasa, Democratic Republic of Congo'... [more]

 
Dr. Wodenferds Impossible Predictions for the Coming Years

Dr. Wodenferds Impossible Predictions for the Coming Years

Apr 21, 2008

SomethingAwful.com -

Hello, my name is Dr. Wodenferd and I am a certified Doctor of the Impossible Sciences. I have been observing the present and predicting the future since 1958. Some call me a futurist, others ridicule me as a fabulist, but I have achieved a record of accuracy that has only been bested by seven other Impossiblists and six of these were Eastern Mystical Impossiblists who jeopardize their very souls to foretell future trends.

As you well know, I am a Christian Impossiblist and I would never sacrifice my faith in Jesus Christ to make a quick buck... [more]

 
Pregnant Man, Thomas Beatie, inspires controversial new childrens toy

Pregnant Man, Thomas Beatie, inspires controversial new childrens toy

Apr 8, 2008

TheSpoof.com - Written by Robert W. Armijo

North Pole - A small but militant band of transgender Elves have taken over Santa's Workshop up at the North Pole. They are working overtime in to help indoctrinate your children with their skewed value system instead of yours. They have come up with a most ingenious subtle way to promote wider acceptance of the transgendered community everywhere: "Thomas the Transgender Train' to help your child choo-choo choose a gender."

"We take the issue of gender reorientation very seriously up here at the North Pole," said the spok... [more]

 
Too much or not enough testosterone makes for ugly results

Too much or not enough testosterone makes for ugly results

Apr 3, 2008

VueWeekly.com - Andrea Nemerson

Dear Readers:
I’ve written plenty about testosterone: the then-new research demonstrating that high testosterone does not make a male a winner as much as winning makes a male have high testosterone, for instance, and the current vogue for prescribing testosterone for everything formerly ascribed, with a shrug and a sigh, to “getting older.” I’ve taught a bunch about hormones, describing estrogen, with its touch-and smell-sensitivity enhancing, “receptive” sexuality-producing qualities as the “fuck me hormone,” leaving chin-j... [more]

 
Hard lesson for man who wanted a quick romp

Hard lesson for man who wanted a quick romp (Apr 2, 2008)

IOL.co.za - By Angelique Serrao

A man looking for a quick fix was mighty upset when his Pretty Woman turned out to be a very pretty... male.

The man's adventure began on Monday when he picked up a prostitute in Illovo, Joburg, for a quick romp in a hotel room.
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Transexuals Banned From City

Transexuals Banned From City (Mar 29, 2008)

TheSpoof.com - Written by Duncan Whitehead

A small city in Arkansas has banned transsexual men from entering its city limits after complaints from women of the city that the gender confused drag queens were better looking than them.

Mayor William Lawrence says that he h... [more]

At last, its the cross-dressing dwarf Hillary Clinton

At last, its the cross-dressing dwarf Hillary Clinton (Mar 25, 2008)

Okay, so, if you're anything like us, ever since you saw that video of the miniature Chilean female impersonator La Pequeña ('the small one') doing Amy Winehouse, your entire being will have been consumed with a burning, insatiable desire to see La Pequeña doing Hillary Clinton in the same style. ... [more]

Queen Elizabeth II issues restrictions on use of queen word

Queen Elizabeth II issues restrictions on use of queen word (Mar 18, 2008)

TheSpoof.com

By Royal Decree, casual use of the word "queen" will no longer be allowed, Buckingham Palace announced today.

Under the British Constitution, the Queen is allowed jurisdiction over words and terms used to describe the British monarchy. The move comes amid a... [more]

So Anyway...

So Anyway... (Mar 12, 2008)

SXNews.e-p.net.au

Thumping Stereotypes

There are those moments where one has an “us and them” experience.

I live in a fag cocoon and everybody around me is intertwined in my web. Sometimes I’ll be wandering down the street or sitting on a train (as ... [more]

Spitzer call girl is gay transvestite called Horace

Spitzer call girl is gay transvestite called Horace (Mar 12, 2008)

TheSpoof.com - Written by queen mudder

New York - (Cheap Ass Mess): Federal agents looking for Eliot Spitzer's favorite hooker have said that 'Kirsten' as she is known is really a gay Queens transvestite contortionist called Horace Bagpus.

The two met frequently in a va... [more]

Savage Love Online Extra

Savage Love Online Extra (Feb 20, 2008)

PhiladelphiaWeekly.com - by Dan Savage

Hey everybody: Here are the questions I couldn’t answer, followed by the advice offered—lots and lots of it—from readers who could. (Dan Savage)

I’m a guy into she–male porn, and I’ve noticed that almost all the models ... [more]

Picking up a tranny

Picking up a tranny (Nov 21, 2007)

MetroSpirit.com - BY David Oliver Doswell II

Dear David:

Augusta, GA. - A buddy of mine went out a few weeks ago and picked up a tranny (transvestite) by “mistake.” It was the funniest thing. To be honest, none of us could tell. He was gorgeous. Now for the disturbi... [more]

When a lover has a big skeleton in the closet

When a lover has a big skeleton in the closet (Oct 25, 2007)

MSNBC.MSN.com - By Brian Alexander - MSNBC contributor

Should a woman call it quits after finding out her husband-to-be once had a wild time with a transvestite? Any suggestions for what to call a guy during sex? Should a woman be shushed in the sack? And can ecstasy be nauseating?more]

Call Me Panty Holds That Vibrating Cellphone Close to Her Hot Spot

Call Me Panty Holds That Vibrating Cellphone Close to Her Hot Spot (Oct 20, 2007)

Gizmodo.com

Ladies, what on earth are you going to do with that cellphone when all you're wearing is a dainty pair of unmentionables? How will you carry it around and still have both hands free? Here's the solution: the Call Me panty, a dual-purpose garment that adds new meaning to th... [more]

Giuliani Vows to be Americas First Drag Queen President

Giuliani Vows to be Americas First Drag Queen President (Oct 19, 2007)

TheSpoof.com - Written by Felix Minderbinder

Washington (FMLiveWire) - Rudy Giuliani vows to be America's first Drag Queen President in an exclusive interview with FMLiveWire.

"Yes, I will cross dress in the Oval Office to be not only the Chief Executive of the USA, but... [more]

Transsexual robber wore knickers disguise

Transsexual robber wore knickers disguise (Oct 12, 2007)

Metro.co.uk

A transsexual robber who twice held up a petrol station wearing a pair of knickers over her head has been jailed for two and a half years.

Chloe Bradley, 23, who is undergoing a male to female sex change, jumped over the counter of a Texaco garage brandishin... [more]

Bitch session

Bitch session (Oct 12, 2007)

WashBlade.com

You won’t let me dump you! I keep trying, and somehow you’re still here. I’m not “afraid of our love.” I’m afraid you’re going to steal all my stuff while I’m at work.

Hey twinks — yea you. We ain’t interested. Signed, The Trolls.
... [more]

Netherlands bans magic mushrooms

Netherlands bans magic mushrooms (Oct 12, 2007)

News.BBC.co.uk

The Dutch government is banning the sale of all magic mushrooms after a series of high-profile incidents involving tourists who had taken them.

The decision will go into effect within several months, said a spokesman for the Dutch Justice Ministry.
... [more]

Savage Love - Putting on blinders

Savage Love - Putting on blinders (Oct 10, 2007)

PhiladelphiaWeekly.com - by Dan Savage

...

I’m a 21-year-old college student. I’m a gay male, and I have a thing for crossdressers. That isn’t unheard of, I know, but my thing for crossdressers comes with a twist: Most admirers like crossdressers who look like gir... [more]

Dont be a fool for those female colors

Dont be a fool for those female colors (Aug 5, 2007)

FreeP.com - Eric Sharp
Don't be a fool for those female colors

Have you ever caught a bluegill in drag? I don't mean while you were dressed in clothing generally deemed appropriate for the opposite sex. I'm talking about catching what looks like a female bluegill that's really ... [more]

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